I'm Shelby, I'm 21 and I like stupid humour, sex and mushy shit .

youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.


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Posted 2 minutes ago with 103,508 notes
originally sexyyuglyy

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice


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Posted 34 minutes ago with 375,666 notes
originally gyarados

“I went from having a stutter to being a totally gay little opera singer to being, like, a really confused queer adolescent. Getting socially outcast can be the best and most informative thing that can ever happen to you because you have to learn who you are separate from the pack.-Ezra Miller in Out Magazine


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Posted 35 minutes ago with 6,238 notes
originally femburton

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"


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Posted 36 minutes ago with 729,373 notes
originally spoopyslytheringsnake


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Posted 6 hours ago with 39,548 notes
originally awwww-cute


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Posted 16 hours ago with 83,389 notes
originally best-of-memes

castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE


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Posted 16 hours ago with 267,644 notes
originally weloveshortvideos

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick


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Posted 16 hours ago with 253,424 notes
originally nosdrinker

intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

Welpity Welp Welpington


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Posted 16 hours ago with 44,650 notes
originally neonarizona


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